"I think I might always be in some kind of love with you."

F. Cabanes (via stevenbong)

(Source: pinkrobotboogaloo)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(Source: drake-ramoray)

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

juliankoster:

Dogspotting now has a new member orientation powerpoint presentation 

sexuallyambiguousphan:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

Is japan even a real country oh my god

(Source: iraffiruse)

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(Source: arnericasinger)

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

(Source: pinkmanjesse)