• God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

(Source: boosoru)

Anonymous asked:
What does pussy usually taste like?

the-internet-thug:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

a-bunch-of-black-kids:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

facelesstiger:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1017andpregnant:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Water

Hope

Freedom

Peace

Prosperity

Glory

Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😒

Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.Β 

When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: β€œπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦β€

When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat

When a thirst follow, Follows you back

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When you didn’t Study for a test but you still pass

when you wasnt prepared for a test but your teacher cancelled class cause she got sick

When you get pulled over for speeding but the officer let you go with a warning

temporaltowers:

relatable teen things:

  • transcending the infinite void
  • becoming a god
  • amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
  • ascending from this foolish mortal coil
  • overthrowing satan
  • seeing the infinite
  • gaining complete omnipotence

dildouche:

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(Source: maddifacee)

scotiacorinne:

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

I can’t lay on my side without my eyes watering like crazy

(Source: psyducker)

(Source: sandandglass)

jimlooksatthecamera:

This is my favorite